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I’m here for the long haul


I’m here for the long haul

by BitOne2707

31 Comments

  1. wrestlegirl

    I will not apologize for approving this. I’m cry-laughing.

  2. seppia99

    “STICKING CHIVES UP YOUR BUTT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A F1EXICAN!”

    – Tyler Durden

  3. reheated_pancakes

    Please remove my LinkedIn profile pic

  4. WorstITTechnician

    At least the chives are of a better standard than I sometimes see here

  6. NeatWhiskeyPlease

    Probably the same feeling as corn starch on your balls.

  9. Chococatant165

    …As long as they aren’t sticking chives the cat up their butts.

  11. Key_Transition8854

    Jfc they shoved so much fucking chives up there…. For “fashion”….

  13. Illustrious_Bad_2980

    Your chives will never be this shitty

  14. AlexisThunderstorm50

    ![gif](giphy|XSPQtCQsrMpaaRkgUo)

    *bird noises*

  20. ShakespearianShadows

    ![gif](giphy|g4ODNTnpEBrmsghYtD)

  24. improllypoopin

    Day 42 of sticking chives in my butt almost every day until someone says I’m perfect.

  25. pnmartini

    F1exican about to get a dulcolax gift box.

  27. DingusMacLeod

    I have to *ass*ume stuffing alliums in the butt can have some spicy consequences.

  28. tesconundrum

    Where’s Philadelphia Cream Cheese’s ad now, huh?!?

  29. DVBNG

    The chives have transcended reddit now and u/F1exican is inspiring interspecies fashion